Panama

Boquete Summary

THE GOOD … 
The people are very friendly and will help however they can 
Beautiful location with beautiful scenery and wildlife 
Lovely climate that apparently is the same all year round 
We’ve felt safe here 
Cars will queue up behind people walking in the middle of the street for however long it takes 
Geisha coffee – THE most expensive coffee in the world, is produced in Boquete (costs ~US$1,000 per pound). Sells for US$9 per CUP in Panama, US$18 in New York and US$68 in Dubai!!  Apparently tastes more like tea
Restaurants with EXCELLENT food 
Weekly market with unbelievable hand-made products & produce
They sell alcohol in the supermarket (wine & spirits) … but only after 12pm
They have Chilean wine (currently my favourite wine) at very reasonable prices
Mike’s Global Grill – expat hang-out with live music (only discovered it on our last night in Boquete)
THE NOT-SO-GOOD …
Septic Tanks in use (ie: no toilet paper down the toilets) 
Power failures happen regularly (thank goodness for generators!) 
Boquete makes Tewantin look like a veritable Metropolis 
We ALMOST became vegan (work it out) 🙂
Bank doors guarded by armed guards with hand-held scanner thingos 
Sidewalks/pavements are pretty non-existent 
Recycling doesn’t appear to be a thing – unless it’s done after waste collection
ATM withdrawals attract a fee of US$5.25!!
Limited to no mobile reception
WiFi can cost anything from US$50 for 5MB/month to (five minutes away) costing US$150 for 1MB!
Sunblock costs approx A$17 for 200ml!!
24hr peak hour traffic on the two main streets in town
JUST IS …
Volcan Baru is an active stratovolcano not far from Boquete and the tallest mountain in Panama (3,475m high) 
There are a lot of American expats in Boquete 
Strong currency (on par with US$) and things in Boquete and Casco Viejo are not cheap 
Limes are dark yellow inside

Some pics of the “non-touristy” parts of Boquete … (click on images for larger view – which, in case you hadn’t noticed before, applies to all pics on this blog) 🙂

Limes

After being here two weeks – we were FINALLY in town at night to see the Christmas lights in Central Park …

Last but not least … you’ve got to feel for this poor bastard … cutting this large lawn with a bloody whipper-snipper!! (aka – weed-eater, weed-whip, weed-whacker, line-trimmer, strimmer; for our international audience) 🙂

Giggle for the Day (x 2)

First of all – despite waking around town (consisting of 2 main roads) for FIVE hours on our first day, and practically everyday for the last two weeks, we found out today that there is a third supermarket in town with substantially better quality fresh meat, fruit and veg and plenty more options than Romeros (where we’ve been shopping for the last 2 weeks) – doh!

Secondly, walking home from town in the dark tonight (for the first time), I’m wearing my sandals and all of a sudden I feel something wet, cold and sticky on my left foot – when I look down (after screaming), I’ve kicked what looks like a massive, dead cane toad!!! (Presume it was dead prior to me kicking it)

Dumb & Dumber

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