Walmart WrestleMania
So … this happened ….
Went to Walmart – after seeing shelf after shelf empty, may have got a tad irritated with yet another idiot try to hoard, may have got into a bit of a tug o’war over the last toilet roll 4 pack … but guess who won? 🙂
Maybe that happened, or maybe, somehow …. inexplicably I stepped up into the RV in a rush whilst a table extension was still extended (something I’ve done a million times) but this time, managed to head butt said table with my nose with such force that it knocked the table top off its metal arms – ripping two of the four screws clean out and taking a sizeable chunk of skin out of my nose at the same time.
Nose a tad swollen a couple of days later.
3 Comments
Patricia Forner
You look like you have been in the Woolworths or Coles wars. People are crazy here too. Women in the aisles punching one another out! For toilet paper! When we lived in the Soviet Union and other Communist countries, and there often were shortages, especially toilet paper, people resorted to wiping their asses on Pravda, the daily Soviet communist newspaper. It was full of shit anyway, so what’s the difference? Love your blog and can’t wait for the next installment. Stay safe throughout the pandemic. Love you both!
Lauren
You are hilarious 🤣 Had me going with the Walmart story 🙀
Lynda
If I did not know the real story I might have believed that.